I was going to start this letter with the request that you shut the fuck up. Instead, I think I want you to keep talking. You see, the more you talk the stupider you look. I want to say that you represent the worst of America. You have money to spend, and yet you are morally bankrupt. You are a hateful and bigoted man, and your jingoist speeches highlight your attitudes. I was briefly concerned about you, now I just pity you.
Willful ignorance offends me. I think that your profound lack understanding of complex issues would be a disaster for this country. I’m a teacher because I want to fix ignorance, while you seem to celebrate it.
Don’t expect me to address anything else to you. I don’t care for adolescents of any age.
Founder of the Evil League of Teachers
P.S. Donald, I changed my mind. Shut the fuck up.
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